Costume porn! Cinematography porn! Anime-style swordfights! Old West mash-ups! Geoffrey Rush! “Ninjas. Damn.” Asians playing Asians! White folk playin’ white folk! Everyone appearing to have a really good time making a completely nonsensical movie! Steampunk! (Okay, I am actually getting a little tired of everyone jumping on the steampunk bandwagon.) I am SO SEEING THIS MOVIE.
